edit: Still can't get them open! You don't want me to go THERE, pickles!
edited yet again:
Jules: get a grippy thingy!
jbmanning: it is not funny
jbmanning: I did!
jbmanning: I beat on the lid with a knife like James always does
Jules: will that not work el preggo
jbmanning: hasn't so far
jbmanning: dammit to hell
Jules: tried the hot water on the lid?
jbmanning: ok crisis averted
Jules: did that work?
jbmanning: yep *crunch*
Jules: silly duck
Whatever. A girl has gotta do what a girl has gotta do.