HUGE bag of Reeses miniture peanut butter cups.
and since my back hurts doing anything I have decided not to go to the bathroom anymore so I will require a box of Depends (Jill says you will need a BIG OLE BOX) cause I'm gonna just peee in my pants.
Just doing my part for water conservation in this time of drought
BTW I wont be showering any longer so I will require a cardboard cutout of a pine tree to wear as a necklace.
PS Jilll made me say this....