July 27th, 2002

streak

One of the coolest e-mails I have ever recieved from my mom....

I have reached a major conclusion here.....
You'' re gonna go thru hell with the pt and attendant exercise and rebuilding....sooooo what about doing the bikini wax, the exfoliating, the eyebrow pluck, the deep pore mask, the olive oil deep conditioning, corn and bunion removal, resume the ww diet....(aside here.....you'll need quality protein while rebuilding muscle/ligament, etc). color the hair, take up crochet or tatting, learn to read and speak sanskrit, or aramaic, have your right boob tattooed, get a mammogram and/or a pelvic exam, have a wisdom tooth dug out or get a toe nail removed.....I can go on and on....what I' is saying here....is that as long as it is already HELL....go for it!!!!!! By the time the pt is a part of the rest of your life, you'll be ready to put on a fashion show, in an unusual language, have blue ribbons from the State Fair, and one of the best looking Pap smears in the Western Hemisphere!
You are one smart cookie....get the bit between your teeth and go for the gold....I know that metaphors are mixed madly here, but you do know what I'm talkin' about.
You WILL do this....you must, 'cause there is no other way but to fight your way back to good health and a strong back....it's that moral imperitive thing again.
We love you....we hate that you are hurt....it will be work, but it will be worth the time, the tears, and the effort.
OK, I'll get down from the soap box now....



Don't you just love her!
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child

Dang it!

I have to say that I overdid things yesterday and now I am paying for it....So I am off to swallow a bunch of pills and sleep...
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    annoyed annoyed
streak

I have decreed...

For my birthday this year....I turn the big 3 0 ....I will be creating a fund which will allow me to spend a lot of money in some killer day spa and just be pampered until I can't stand it anymore....SO...I need names of good day spas....recommendations etc...in the Triangle area....I will need a limo to pick me up and drop me off....not a big drinker so no champagne....I guess this means a new outfit (got me a gift certificate to Lane Bryant so I am good there) ....can't walk out of there in sweats looking all beautiful.....hmmm what else ....oh yeah a good tattoo parlor (reference the conversation with tyche) ....anything else I should wish for on my birthday ..... besides world peace?

So make your checks out to Jessica's Day of Beauty.....and send them on the way!

and Thanks in advance ;)
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    silly - I blame the drugs!