JBManning (jbmanning) wrote,
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The Whys of Men

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

and.....
my favorite!

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
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